Saturday, March 29, 2008

gross bad vs. silence

siiiiigh this one is too hard. i think i would feel the exact same as you on this issue (duh soulmates) (re: bipolar). however, my first extinct was to say 'music, yes no matter how bad'. umm i am boring. that's all i have to say.

fyi, kari, over the past week or so i have caught myself asking peeps, 'what would you rather' in every day REAL LIFE situations. eg: at the liquor store. 'what would you rather? beer or wine?'. REAL LIFE SITUATION THAT HAPPENED. then i obviously think of you and start crying and laughing uncontrollably (SP?!). this is basically an open love letter to you.

OK. WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER? sit through a 4 hour ballet recital or be forced to perform in one of the (short..liiiike 5 minute) uhh 'numbers' without having a clue what to do! note: no, you cannot be drunk. in either option.

hai.

SEXY TIME!

k bai 4 now!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

poop and pee on the radio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooooh, my favourite! A pee/poo question!! Only the most fascinating topic on the planet!!
Asparagus pee or beet poo, you ask... although I am highly intrigued by a beet-induced bowel movement, I haven't been known to dabble in the beets... to be quite honest, I don't think I have formally tasted a single beet in my entire life!! So I am going to go with asparagus pee... because it is most relevant to me, but it's also extremely hilarious... it's a scent to remember. I remember the first time when my urine smelled reminiscent of asparagus... those were good times... something to write home about! But I really need to eat me some beets... I need to experience a poop of a lifetime!!!!!

To stray away from poop and pee (I hate to do it, but I must)... I have an issue that has made me ask myself, "What would Erin do?"... here it goes...
At the office I work in, we get to listen to a single radio station... because the station plays out of our telephones (am I the only one who has never heard of this???). So I really have no choice but to listen to one radio station. And this station is really bad, but it sometimes can be funny. It plays all the latest "hits" by all the really hip, up-and-coming "talented" "musical artists". Rihanna? You got it!!! Beyonce? HECK YES! Sometimes, you get a taste of the eighties (thank god), but it's mainly the same crap over and over again.
Erin, in this situation... would you rather listen to this one, single, totally annoying radio station... or would you rather listen to no music at all?
I find it amusing to listen to this radio station, personally, however... I have become rather bipolar about the whole ordeal. I am either laughing hysterically (in my head) or wanting to go on an angst-fueled killing spree. I have a few laughs, thanks to this station... but in the end... is it really worth it?
My life is SO DRAMATIC.
This guy is saying: "YO I AM LISTENIN' TO HOT JAMS!! JOHN MAYER IS FIERCE!"

Monday, March 24, 2008

asparagus pee vs. beet poo

what would you rather? (more like, which do you enjoy more..i know you have an intense interest in bodily functions)...the smell of your pee after eating asparagus OR the look of your pee/poo after eating beets?

also, here's your new favourite website:
http://www.poopreport.com/Techniques/Content/Ideal/ideal.html

Thursday, March 20, 2008

mind battle: anorexia vs bulimia

first off, i love you too kari.

ok. i would choose anorexic over bulimic EVENTHOUGH i talked about how cool puking is, it would just be more convenient to eat miniscule amounts of food rather than depending on a close by toilet? yes. i would love to be anorexic if i could. unfortunately i eat like a large donkey all day long.
this reply was totes insensitive!

i cant think of one right now because it's before 9am and i havent seen that in a while. k bye for now i will write one onnnnnnnn.......sunday?

ps: hi kari, it's me again..can we please 'kick it' this weekend? i am there today (that's THURSDAY) until sunday!

Saturday, March 15, 2008

IM NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER.

kari i am so mad at you.