asparagus pee vs. beet poo

what would you rather? (more like, which do you enjoy more..i know you have an intense interest in bodily functions)...the smell of your pee after eating asparagus OR the look of your pee/poo after eating beets?

also, here's your new favourite website:
http://www.poopreport.com/Techniques/Content/Ideal/ideal.html