Asparagus pee or beet poo, you ask... although I am highly intrigued by a beet-induced bowel movement, I haven't been known to dabble in the beets... to be quite honest, I don't think I have formally tasted a single beet in my entire life!! So I am going to go with asparagus pee... because it is most relevant to me, but it's also extremely hilarious... it's a scent to remember. I remember the first time when my urine smelled reminiscent of asparagus... those were good times... something to write home about! But I really need to eat me some beets... I need to experience a poop of a lifetime!!!!!
To stray away from poop and pee (I hate to do it, but I must)... I have an issue that has made me ask myself, "What would Erin do?"... here it goes...
At the office I work in, we get to listen to a single radio station... because the station plays out of our telephones (am I the only one who has never heard of this???). So I really have no choice but to listen to one radio station. And this station is really bad, but it sometimes can be funny. It plays all the latest "hits" by all the really hip, up-and-coming "talented" "musical artists". Rihanna? You got it!!! Beyonce? HECK YES! Sometimes, you get a taste of the eighties (thank god), but it's mainly the same crap over and over again.
Erin, in this situation... would you rather listen to this one, single, totally annoying radio station... or would you rather listen to no music at all?
I find it amusing to listen to this radio station, personally, however... I have become rather bipolar about the whole ordeal. I am either laughing hysterically (in my head) or wanting to go on an angst-fueled killing spree. I have a few laughs, thanks to this station... but in the end... is it really worth it?
My life is SO DRAMATIC.
This guy is saying: "YO I AM LISTENIN' TO HOT JAMS!! JOHN MAYER IS FIERCE!"
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