ok. i would rather HAVE A PERPETUAL WEDGIE. A WEDGIE AS A PET.
supes simple explanation, dogz: im mega social anxiety, so i would rather suffer through a wedgie forever (and have no one notice) instead of being the laughing stock of the entire world for having my fly down. get it? ok!
i told myself i wouldnt make the next 'what would you rather' (imagine i linked to this blog right there instead of just bolding it like a dink?) something gross or negative or or or...but all i can think of is this:
would you rather wake up by (through?) a cat meowing really loud and piercingly in your ear OR a spider crawling over your face? AND TICKLING IT!? best phrasing of everything ever!
sorry.
hi kari! do this.
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omg this is the second time i've written about cats! warning! to myself.
the cat one was how i woke up yesterday.
woops!
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