stained underpants! stained underpants!

ferreal.

feral?

i would much prefer some old nast crust on me then gooey slimey fresh...with the crusty i feel like i could just step out of that kiddy pool, brush myself off, and continue with my day. probs wouldnt even smell too bad! would barely need a shower! hopefully none of those undies had std's in them. or used needles for that matter. you know older people...who are not babies...they be using the needlz!
im not drunk, really.

ok a question...
WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER?
eat your own scab (let's say 2cmx2cm in size!...hardened, dried, not pussing) OR drink the liquid from a popped blister on your foot?


**i opened a new window to google image search 'scab' but then i realized we have to draw the line somewhere. plus, kari, you didnt include pictures of crusty/runny poo in a kiddy pool, so im following by your tasteful example.